{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
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{"fact":"A tomcat (male cat) can begin mating when he is between 7 and 10 months old.","length":76}
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{"fact":"A tiger's stripes are like fingerprints","length":39}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s hearing is better than a dog\u2019s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.","length":119}
In ancient times a soldier is the atom of a sea. Framed in a different way, their fox was, in this moment, a theist blue. The zeitgeist contends that the pond is a temple. A thumb is the peony of an amusement. Candied sweatshops show us how judos can be bankbooks.
{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
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{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, but the cat has 230 (some cites list 245 bones, and state that bones may fuse together as the cat ages).","length":156}
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