{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
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