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{"type":"standard","title":"Justice for Victims of Lynching Act","displaytitle":"Justice for Victims of Lynching Act","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q65119775","titles":{"canonical":"Justice_for_Victims_of_Lynching_Act","normalized":"Justice for Victims of Lynching Act","display":"Justice for Victims of Lynching Act"},"pageid":59877666,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/Great_Seal_of_the_United_States_%28obverse%29.svg/330px-Great_Seal_of_the_United_States_%28obverse%29.svg.png","width":320,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/Great_Seal_of_the_United_States_%28obverse%29.svg/600px-Great_Seal_of_the_United_States_%28obverse%29.svg.png","width":600,"height":600},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1267836700","tid":"3bece375-cc81-11ef-a2d4-6ebb0ad4d924","timestamp":"2025-01-06T22:54:50Z","description":"Failed bill that would have made lynching as a federal hate crime","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justice_for_Victims_of_Lynching_Act","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justice_for_Victims_of_Lynching_Act?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justice_for_Victims_of_Lynching_Act?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Justice_for_Victims_of_Lynching_Act"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justice_for_Victims_of_Lynching_Act","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Justice_for_Victims_of_Lynching_Act","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justice_for_Victims_of_Lynching_Act?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Justice_for_Victims_of_Lynching_Act"}},"extract":"The Justice for Victims of Lynching Act of 2018 was a proposed bill to classify lynching a federal hate crime in the United States. The largely symbolic bill aimed to recognize and apologize for historical governmental failures to prevent lynching in the country.","extract_html":"
The Justice for Victims of Lynching Act of 2018 was a proposed bill to classify lynching a federal hate crime in the United States. The largely symbolic bill aimed to recognize and apologize for historical governmental failures to prevent lynching in the country.
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