{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
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{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
{"fact":"Cat paws act as tempetature regulators, shock absorbers, hunting and grooming tools, sensors, and more","length":102}
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{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}