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{"fact":"Cats come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature.","length":85}

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{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}

{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}

{"fact":"A cat's jaw has only up and down motion; it does not have any lateral, side to side motion, like dogs and humans.","length":113}

{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is in extreme pain.","length":56}

{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}

{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}

{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}

{"fact":"The lightest cat on record is a blue point Himalayan called Tinker Toy, who weighed 1 pound, 6 ounces (616 g). Tinker Toy was 2.75 inches (7 cm) tall and 7.5 inches (19 cm) long.","length":178}

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{"fact":"A cat named Dusty, aged 1 7, living in Bonham, Texas, USA, gave birth to her 420th kitten on June 23, 1952.","length":107}

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