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Hans Lennart Brorsson Lindberg is a Swedish former professional ice hockey player and manager. He was nicknamed \"Virus\".
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The Dutch Eredivisie in the 1966–67 season was contested by 18 teams. The number of participants was brought up from 16, so there were more promoted than relegated teams. AFC Ajax won the championship.
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The Harwood Center is an American skyscraper at 1999 Bryan Street in Dallas, Texas. The building rises 483 feet. It contains 36 floors, and was completed in 1982. Harwood Center currently stands as the 21st-tallest building in the city. The architectural firm who designed the building was WZMH Architects, the firm who designed the CN Tower in Toronto.
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